first sight of blood

Naiya cut her thumb on a food processor blade.
Of course the first question that pops into everyone’s mind is, “How’d she get hold of a food processor blade?!”
My brother Slade, when asked what his elusive son is doing, replies, “He’s upstairs playing with his knife collection...or maybe with his plastic bag collection. He likes to play spaceman...”
So, perhaps I should just say she was playing with Hank. Those crazy kids.